3,333 INTERNS · BAY AREA FOG · WALL STREET PAY · COPILOT WANTS YOUR DESK
CLOCK IN.
GET PAID.
GET SOMEONE FIRED.
Silicon Valley badge. Stonk salary. Same unpaid joke. Work or get replaced by a $20 Copilot. In-game payroll on Robinhood Chain — not a job at those companies.
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